Travel quotes and giggles

Travel is great but like anything can also provide frustrating experiences. Have a chuckle as you read these humourous quotes about travel so that next time adversity strikes you can laugh in its face.

  • “Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” Al Gore
  • “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.” Anonymous
  • “If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.” George Winters
  • “Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.” Ernest Hemingway
  • “Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.” Benjamin Disraeli
  • “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” Oscar Wilde
  • “Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.” Paul Theroux
  • “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” Susan Heller
  • “If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.” Will Kommen

Do you have a favourite travel quote that has you howling each time you hear it? Please share it in the comments below.

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