“Airplane travel
is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.”
Al Gore
“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.”
Anonymous
“If God had
really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.”
George Winters
“Writing and
travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.”
Ernest Hemingway
“Like all great
travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have
seen.”
Benjamin Disraeli
“I never travel
without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the
train.”
Oscar Wilde
“Travel is
glamorous only in retrospect.”
Paul Theroux
“When preparing
to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the
clothes and twice the money.”
Susan Heller
“If you look like
your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.”
Will Kommen
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