Travel quotes and giggles

Travel is great but like anything can also provide frustrating experiences. Have a chuckle as you read these humourous quotes about travel so that next time adversity strikes you can laugh in its face.

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.”
Al Gore

“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.”

“If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.”
George Winters
“Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.”
Ernest Hemingway
“Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.”
Benjamin Disraeli

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”
Oscar Wilde

“Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.”
Paul Theroux
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.”
Susan Heller

“If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.”
Will Kommen

Do you have a favourite travel quote that has you howling each time you hear it? Please share it in the comments below.

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